Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Reports of "Bumble" sightings increase

Bumbles? Hmmm ...

Wednesday, December 16, 2009
WHITEHORSE, YUKON TERRITORY. - The residents of Whitehorse, a sleepy town closer to Alaska than the rest of Canada, reports an increase in sightings of the legendary "Bumble" also known as the "Yeti" or "Abominable Snowman."

Reports come out of the area of large, white-furred hominids prowling the area following after a company of small caribou and dentists. Experts contacted at the Smithsonian Institute's Natural Science Museum scoffed at reporters' questions noting that the last reputable sighting of the creature was in 1964.

When pressed about possible dangers to U.S. citizens, scientists said if anyone was truly afraid, they should stock up on dental instruments.

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