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Moonracer Alleges “Espionage”

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Moonracer Alleges “Espionage”

Sunday, December 13, 2006

NEW YORK, NY – King Moonracer of the Island of Misfits toys has filed a formal complaint against the U.S. with the United Nations about alleged “espionage” on the island. Moonracer succeeded his father, Moondancer, in 1955 during a bloodless coup backed by the CIA. The Island of Misfit Toys has been a frequent target of U.S. concern since the Carter Administration when the Consumer Product Safety Commission expressed “concern” over the immigration from the island to the U.S. The Administration officially denies any spying on the Island of Misfit Toys. However, a high ranking official who declined to be named commented that “there’d be no tears at the White House if Moonracer took a long ride on a train with square wheels”.

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